Chicken Under a Brick

Marinated in olive oil, evenly browned in a skillet ,and finally transferred to a hot oven, you can expect a beautifully crisp and flavorful dish permeated with a small battalion of savory herbs.
It is the brick that accounts for the cracker crunchy skin. When you top off your hot skillet with bricks, your adding 2 lb weights that keep that juicy tender chicken down to brown on all points of contact. The result is something sensational.
I realize bricks aren't a part of every ones kitchen cache, but I can't imagine why you wouldn't be able to find one.
In the event that you have chosen a simple life away from suburban sprawl,or
live in one of those parts of town without relentless construction I have other options for you.
The first,though somewhat advanced, involves a twister and dropping a house on one of your neighbors.
Preferably either one you don't like or one with a killer shoe collection.
If that proves too difficult for you (Wussy...) improvise.
Feel free to use an inverted pot lid with something heavy on top.
A leg of lamb retrieved from the back of the freezer, an empty quart of milk filled with water or a toddler will do just fine in a pinch.
Of course, the second method may also be appropriate if you just can't get your head around the fact that a brick is involved in cooking this little blessing.
In that case you will probably also object to the term "chicken under a brick."
You are welcome to call it by its Italian name.
Pollo al mattone.

And now a few notes:

Keep in mind a dish cooked with olive oil, like wine or chocolate (and sometimes your hair),is only as good as the product you put into it. And just like wine or chocolate olive oils are complex creatures.Usually descriptive phrases are reserved for tense bouts of road rage or when someone dogs you in line while your Christmas shopping.
However, A professional olive oil taster(yes there is such a thing) uses them just as freely as a sommelier when dissecting a wine.
There are fruity undertones and woody aftertastes.
I can't speak with much authority on the subject but follow this link for a more in depth discussion of olive oil. It kind of blew my mind a little and now Im trying all sorts of olive oils.The page is easy to read and informative.
I was surprised to learn that like tomatoes, olives are actually a fruit.

I tried Filippo Berio extra virgin.
Extra virgin - because it is generally used for marinating and dressings.
Filippo Berio - because I had a crush on Brian Berio n the 5th grade and I liked the label.
In trying new olive oil's out I figured it was best to go with what you know.

Though I'd suggest marinating at the minimum over night in a cool Frigidaire,I have soaked chicken for 48 hours out of necessity.
Somtimes there isn't enough time.
The chicken was sumptuous.


There is a long list of herbs , but use what you've got on hand.
Though disheveled and wild I have a large number growing in my garden and this is the perfect time of year to take advantage of the soon to dwindle growth.

And one last thing about the brick. \
Be careful.
Don'thurt anybody when searching one out.
I found this little guy the day of my first mission.



isn't he cute?!
I think he is a type of Imperial moth
(Eacles imperialis).
For those of you shaking your heads and saying, "not so much,"
this little guy
will help impress my next point on you.

Wash the brick.
Wash the brick and cover it in foil.
You don't want any little clay bits falling into your chicken.

Keep a few sheets of newspaper by the range (away from the flame) in order to rest the hot oily bricks on once they have completed their task as heavy weight champions of the wok.
Those bad boys get hot and steamy inside their foil cloaks , and the hot oil on the outside renders them torture devices the likes of which have not be seen since medieval England.

Recipe:

Chicken Under a Brick

4 ilb chicken
1 cup extra virgin olive oil
6 cloves garlic

A handfull of the following:

Thyme
Basil
Oregano
Sage
Mint
Peppermint
salt
pepper

(you could also add in lemon or crused hot pepper. I did not.)


Marinate the chicken:

Place washed chicken in a pyrex dish , giant freezer bag or tupperware container
(be warned if you go the pyrex route it could stink up your fridge).

Crush the garlic cloves and mix with the salt and pepper.
If you have dainty hands you don't want soiled you may complete this task with the tines of a fork.

Rub your selection of herbs all over the chicken.
Rub the chicken all over with the garlic paste , lavishing a good amount of your garlic paste love on the skin.
place some of the herbs under the skin being careful not to shred it up.
Fill the container with the cup of olive oil and remaining herbs/garlic.

let it rest at least over night for the best flavor.

Cooking:

preheat oven 450.

Wash the bricks and wrap them in foil.

Heat up the skillet and then quickly arrange the chicken within.
This with help seal in the juices.
Cover the chicken immediately with bricks.
Cook 25 minutes and try to disturb them as little as possible.

When sufficiently browned flip the chicken pieces over and place in the oven for an additional 25 minutes.

enjoy!

P.S.
The second time I made this I could'nt find my skillet.How you loose a skillet I don't know.However, it is just as easy to do the brick browning in a frying pan and transfer the meat to a baking dish for the oven.

A similar recipe to the one i staretd with can be found here with instructions on how to debobne a chicken.
If you have a good relationship with your butcher you could ask him to do it for you. If you don't, keep in mind most supermarkets sell packaged chicken pieces.

samoas cupcakes

Being a big food nerd means you do some things that "normal" people don't do.
You find yourself sending thank you cards to the manager of the produce department at your local grocery store, insisting on talking about your latest food find even though your friends eyes glazed over 5 minutes ago, and getting excited about organizing your stash of flours...O.K. maybe thast just me.
But one unifying characteristic in the family of food nerds is blog reading. Chances are if your reading this you are , in fact, a gastro geek. If you are not a gastro geek you are either in denial or someone Ive badgered into reading my blog.
(Hi Dad!).
If you are in the first category chances are your already well aquainted with creator Cheryl Porro's new website cupcake bakeshop (formerly chokylit bakeshop).
Scratching your head and making a dumb face? Well then, stop reading this schlop I've written and check it out.
Not only does Cheryl come up with some of the most innovative concepts in cup-cakery since the invention of red velvet cake, but she has benevolantly posted an entire section of troubleshooting techniques and general baking instructions if your less familiar with the dark art. These are based on the second best selling girls scout cookies (the first being thin mints), and do not actually involve the cookies themselves. This means you you can enjoy them all year long.

This recipe first came to me by way of the s.f. chronicle's article on cupcakes.
Lady gets READ..ok?!

I recently made these for my sister's birthday.

Before I repost a reposted recipe, let me say that if youve never made caramel from scratch before know that you could be taking your life in your hands.
Sometimes I insist on making everything from scratch .
Part of that is curiousity and the other part is straight up machisimo.
There is baking and then there is BUTCH baking.
woof.
But don't get lulled into thinking homemade caramel is anything short of perilous. Hot melted diamond sugar might sound all sugar plum fairy but its more like a clingy hell imp bent on singeing your unsuspecting arm hair and torching your finger tips.
I think the experience is best described by this short snipett of a conversation I had with my dear friend Rebecca.Though not exactly about sugar it illustrates the problem with any hot sticky substance.

"...I was eating a lean pocket, some kind of cheese and broccoli something...and when I bit into it cheese erupted onto my chin. Of course, your first instinct is to wipe what's burning you off of your chin with your hand. But then your hand is burning. They are tasty but you need to beware. Hot pocket should be called scalding pocket. It could change your life for the worse. suddenly you become suspiscious of anything in pocket form...empanadas...jamaican meat patty's...mcdonalds hot apple pies..."

sage advice.
I mean really, who wants to muddy up the joy that is Mcdonalds hot apple pie?
Some paths are best left untread.
Sweet table sugar morphs. It becomes goopey and angry.Popping like a cap gun it will spit at you and call you names.
With every stir it lurches closer and closer to your knuckles.
It's like a B movie only ironic,not funny ,and scarey.
Life is hard enough without being attacked by mundane house hold goods.

In a pinch I have used caramel straight from a jar.
Subdued and tame it is just as good, and it will save time.
It might just also save your life.

consider yourself warned.
If you choose to brave it use a tall pot for protection.

Ive considered experimenting with plopping square caramels directly in the center but am unsure of how they will melt or if they will stay gooey. they might prove to be a better option then ice cream carmel which ive used in the past. this works out well for the first few hours but if you plan on keeping these for a day or two the cupcake absorbs the carmel.
If anyone tries the carmel squares let me know how it works out.

also , the basic brown sugar cupacake recipe is awesome. It alsways comes out beautifully brown and gently sweet.

Ganache can be made well in advance and frozen in the freezer.

I've made these a few times from my own notes , and looking over the recipe I just realized that the chocolate ganace is actually suppose to go in the center of the cupcake. Not the caramel. This makes sense - cupcakes with a ganace filling would better imitate the taste of a samoa as they have a layer of chocolate underlying each cookie. This would also solve the problem of the greedy cupcake absorbing the carmel.
I had been filling them with caramel centers and leaving a layer of ganache under the coconut icing. I havent gotten any complaints .



Samoas Cupcakes
by Cheryl Porro of cupcake bakeshopcupcake bakeshop.


INGREDIENTS:
The Cupcakes:

1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/8 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/2 cup whole milk

3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature

3/4 cup lightly packed light brown sugar

2 large eggs, room temperature

The Chocolate Ganache:

2 ounces semisweet chocolate, finely chopped (i used dark Ghirradeli)

1/4 cup heavy cream

1/4 teaspoon vanilla

The Frosting:

2 1/2 cups shredded, sweetened coconut

2 eggs

10 ounces evaporated milk

1 1/3 cups sugar

1/2 cup (1 stick) butter



Preheat oven to 350°. Line a 12-cup muffin pan with paper cupcake liners.

Whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a bowl. Stir vanilla into milk.

Using an electric mixer, beat butter on high until soft, about 30 seconds. Add sugar, and beat on medium-high until light and fluffy, about 3-4 minutes.

Add the eggs one at a time, beating for 30 seconds and scraping down the sides of the mixing bowl after each addition.

Add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture in 3 additions, alternating with 2 additions of milk. Scrape down the sides in between, and mix until fully combined.

Scoop the batter into the muffin cups, filling each about three-quarters full.

Bake for 20-22 minutes or until the top of the muffins springs back when lightly touched, and a wooden toothpick inserted in the cakes comes out free of uncooked batter.

Let the cupcakes cool in the pan for 5-10 minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely.



For the ganache filling: Place chocolate in a heat-proof bowl.

Heat cream until bubbles form around the edge of the pan, then pour over the chocolate.

Let stand for 1 minute, then stir until combined. Add vanilla and stir until incorporated.

Let cool to room temperature.



To fill the cupcakes: Fill a pastry bag with the chocolate ganache and insert the 1/4-inch metal tip into the top of each cupcake, squeeze the bag until you feel a slight pressure, which should put approximately 1 to 1 1/2 teaspoons of chocolate in each cupcake. You should only squeeze for a couple of seconds. Alternatively, cut off the top of the cupcake, scoop out a bit of the center and replace with 1 to 1 1/2 teaspoons of the ganache.

*(my substitution : as pictured cut out a small hole in the top of the cupcake and lift out a pinch of the center. drip some carmel in the center with a teaspoon and place the cut out piece back on top. cover the top with a thin layer of ganache)*

Save remaining chocolate to garnish tops of cupcakes with stripes.



For the frosting: Preheat the oven to 350°.

*(i use dto think toaster ovens were teh most useless thing in teh world but one would come in hany here)*

Spread the coconut on a sheet pan. Toast in oven, stirring frequently to prevent burning, until the coconut is an even brown color, about 10 minutes. Set aside.

Meanwhile, crack the eggs into a small saucepan and beat lightly to break up. Add the milk, sugar, and butter. Cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until thick, bubbly, and golden, about 15 minutes.

Press mixture through a fine metal sieve and into a bowl to remove any lumps. Add 2 cups of the coconut, reserving the remainder for garnish, and stir to combine. Let the mixture cool, and spread generously over tops of cupcakes.

With a fine-tipped pastry bag, or the edge snipped off a plastic bag, pipe stripes of chocolate ganache over the top of the coconut icing to look like a Samoas Girl Scout cookie. Garnish with remaining toasted coconut.

Yields 12 cupcakes

PER CUPCAKE: 550 calories, 7 g protein, 62 g carbohydrate, 32 g fat (21 g saturated), 133 mg cholesterol, 275 mg sodium, 1 g fiber.

"Fools Rush In"

Elvis' middle name was aaron,he was an identical twin, his father was a bootlegger, my grand mom tells me he was Hungarian , and he made 33 movies.
Apparently
in his life he also made a large number of fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches which have inspired this new riff on the Reese's Cup.

On occasion the Reese's people get wicked weird.
They do things like use white chocolate, add caramel into the mix or cut out their precious cups to look like Easter eggs, bunnies and Christmas trees.
Then there was that whole Oreo bottomed cup mess.
But I get it.
Sometimes you've got to break out the leather and spice it up.
Hershey's has released this latest hybrid for a limited time to commemorate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death on August 16th 1977.

I have a hard on for peanut butter in general and bananas are a daily staple in my diet.
While I don't often eat Reese's cups , they have been known to fall into my mouth like manna from heaven.
They are reserved for special occasions.
Like when one of your girls is visiting from San Fransisco and it's 3am and you're riding through empty back lit streets feeling like your heart could burst at any moment from love.
Sacred, if eaten everyday they would quickly become profane.
I have been practicing the same ritual for devouring them in secret since I was ten.

I was apprehensive.
The seemingly morally unconscionable combination of banana and Reese's is sacrilegious. It sounds like the kind of thing you'd sneak on the playground on a dare or something you'd slide over your lips to gross out your sister while trying not to gag.
perilous.wrong...exciting.

i didn't even hold my nose.

So what was it like?
The banana is no diva.
In fact it proves to be a team player.
You can still enjoy the Reese's-ness of it all.
Though nothing like a banana and peanut butter sandwich,the taste instantly brought back memories of banana Runts.


I say forge some new territory.
Bust out your telescope,put on your tri cornered hat and get your explorer on.
And just think, with every purchase you get a chance to win an Elvis car!

I can't even imagine what that would look like, but I want it.